In these angst-ridden days what we really need is less Murdoch lies and corruption stories, less Eurozone economic crisis stories, less Dollarzone debt default stories, less corrupt police and politician stories and more Fluffy Kitten stories. So here you are then, and please don't ever say I won't show you a good time, loyal reader.
These little guys and gals were born on the 22nd June, so have almost known a life without The News Of The World. Lucky them. They do have their own agenda though and it's fuelled by greed and excitement 24/7. When they're not sleeping that is.
"Hey look! There's Mum"
"Come on, he's spotted Mum"
"Get out of my way, kitties, I'm coming through"
"Nice one, Number 6, get that headlock working"
"Cheers yeah, Mum. Now, where shall we go next?"