All on board so here we go. Next stop Nassau, Bahamas!
Who are we travelling with today?
Crew:
Pilot - Captain B.P. Perry. He doesn't normally make the rules but he will on this occasion.
Co-Pilot - Second Captain O. Pest. He's just along for the ride.
Radio Operator - Mr. M. Rudd. He can make sense of any radio chatter.
Flight Engineer - Mr. O. Docherty. This plane is festooned with gear, however he can handle it.
Head of Cabin Crew - Miss U. Woo. The best trolley dolly ever to twiddle a swizzle stick at 30,000 ft.
Cabin Stewardess - Miss P. Galore - in charge of those passengers requiring special attention.
Chief Steward - Mr. J. Bond - a late replacement for the usual Steward. Comes highly recommended.
Consulting my passenger list we find that alongside Mr. R. Burton, Mr. O. Welles, Mr. D. Niven and Miss E. Taylor, noted passengers include:
Mr. F. Centres - Top publishing executive, he can make and break careers like that.
Mr. Planet Mondo - Former Beat musician, famous for his axe.
Mr. R. Herrin - Famous philosopher.
Mr D. Hepworth - Noted commentator and publisher.
Rev. A. Collings - Spiritual Leader, Broadcaster and Life-style Guru.
Mr. L.F. Barfe - Showbusiness writer and author.
Mr. A. Goldfinger - Industrialist.
Mr. O. Job - Security consultant.
Mr. I. Fleming - Foreign Correspondent and author.
If I have missed anyone requiring individual attention, please let the cabin crew know.
Drinks and light snacks will be served as soon as we reach cruising altitude. Cigarettes and cigars may be taken in the smoking section, however Gentlemen are asked to refrain from smoking pipes.
Dinner will be served over the mid-Atlantic.
Please settle back and enjoy our B.O.A.C First Class Clipper service to Nassau, Grand Bahamas.
(Mr. Centres, I will ask the Second Class Steward to bring you a Castella up from Second Class.
"Prescott!, [he's on an exchange from our sister company Cunard], bring Mr Centres his Castella. Good. Now give it to him. Gently, Prescott, gently. Excellent. Now, Back! Back, Prescott."
"Please shut the curtain, Miss Woo".
Tuesday 23 December 2008
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*winks saucily*
Ahhh, happy and honoured to be on board here, Mr Pest. Incidentally, my Penguin paperback of Scoop has a 'BOAC Aircraft Library' sticker on the front. I reckon I'll be finished by dinner, and will be able to pass it on to the next passenger, should they wish to declare Waugh in mid-air.
You're very welcome. Now it's time to dim the lights for a rest before Dinner. I shall leave you in the very capable hands of our cabin crew.
A reading light is situated above your seat. If you require anything else please ask for Miss Woo.
Have yourself a swinging Christmas OP
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